Carry On Cameron- David Cameron Gets The Green Light

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Oh how fickle are opinion polls, a week ago Eton Trifle David Cameron was less popular than a pool party at Michael Barrymore’s gaffe. Golden Brown and Ming The Mirthless were proving to be considerably more popular with the general public and Cameron was universally loathed and despised.

But hey a weeks a long time in politics and after Cameron’s extraordinary conference display its a case of “Everybody Loves Davey.” But what the devil caused such a miraculous transformation ? Did he announce radical new policies , did he turn water into wine , well the latter’s more likely than the former for Davey boy to be honest … but nope he performed ….a conference speech without strings wires or a safety net , yes, he didn’t have an auto cue (collective gasp!) Politically it may be a brave thing to do, and certainly it was spun in such a way that the fact that a politician has a memory and can form sentences is something that should,quite reasonably, secure Cameron the keys to Number 10 until the end of time if not longer ( Sorry Ming , your out old son.) But those who whisper in revered tones “it was unscripted” seem to be under the false impression it was some sort of improv off the cuff speech. Come on ! We all know hes been preparing it for months, learning it page by page night after night , and credit where credits due it was a well acted piece if not quite Olivier’s Hamlet.

Sadly the Tories still let themselves down, John Harris’ excellent piece in The Guardian (Here ) shows that their approach to The NHS for example is even more worrying than Gordos (and of course race , but thats another story) Not really a wise move to represent nurses in a charity calender not as well educated , dedicated health professionals , but as public school boy wank fantasies. Not really going to get them on your side is it eh chaps? Of course Sid the sexist types will say the sexual objectification of female nurses is of course “harmless fun,” (See MP and New-man, Tim Laughton’s justification here ) and the only people objecting are the humorless Millie Tant types and hairy legged lesbians, Oh and not forgetting the ” You know what she needs “ brigade….. sadly its still 1974 in some peoples heads.

So Davey boy, unscripted or not , its not quite “Whoose Line Is It Anyway?” Nope it’s still more a case of “Carry On Dick”

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Keane Blasts “Soft”Players For Listening To WAGS

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Yes Roy Keane’s had a pop at certain players , stating that footballers who apparently allow their wives and girlfriends to dictate which clubs they play for, based purely on which city has the best range of shops, are “soft” and “weak”. The only womans movement Roy seems concerned about is trying to get them and their husbands to move to Sunderland

There may be a grain of truth in what he says , its common place these days to see pics of Colleen, Cheryl and Posh maxing out their credit cards on naff designer gear. Indeed Steven Gerrard’s air-headed wife has one of the most pointless news paper columns known to man, “Shopping With Alex” . Yes tips on “how to shop”, (not, it may suprise you tips on how to “allegedly” glass somebody in a Liverpool restaurant.). I await Cheryl Cole’s up coming newspaper column “Sitting With Cheryl “ giving useful tips on things such as “Sitting”  with much excitement

However surely making any major lifestyle decision to uproot your family from one city to another is something most reasonable people would discuss with their partners ? Not in the world of football it would seem, still stuck in the 1970s I’m afraid , “pull yer knickers up , make me a cuppa, oh and pack your bags lass, we’re off to Sunderland.”

Look at Mike Newell’s rantings a while back “She shouldn’t be here. I know that sounds sexist but I am sexist. This is not park football, so what are women doing here? We have a problem in this country with political correctness – bringing women into the game is not the way to improve refereeing and officialdom. If you start bringing in women you have big problems. It is tokenism for the politically correct idiots”

Dearie me !