It’s A Jungle Out There

Ant And Dec, Anti-David Cameron, Anti-Gordon Brown, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, Janice Dickinson, Politics, UK Media, UK News, UK NEWS HEADLINES

They may well be publicity seeking, camera hogging, two faced, back stabbing drama Queens , but these people really do need your vote…..

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I’m The Prime Minister….Get Me Out Of Here !

Ant And Dec, Biggins, Celebrity, Fiona Phillips, Gordon Brown, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, Janice Dickinson, Labour Party, Lynn Franks, Parliament, Supermodels, TV

So it transpires that Gordon Brown sought to appoint GMTV’s Fiona Phillips to a ministerial post (story here ), as he sees her as a “great communicator”.Brown is obviously taken with Phillips hard hitting interview style, and ability to get the big names on the GMTV couch, it’s believed the next stellar name she will be interviewing is Christopher Biggins. Phillips promises a “full and frank, no holds barred ” discussion in which she promises to reveal all about the seedy side of Panto, and ask the questions only she dare ask …for example, does he find cries of “behind you” during Panto, slightly homophobic? She also alludes to the fact that Biggins is to reveal how his dyslexia almost led to him losing his most famous role, that of Widow Twanky, and he could also openly discuss the shockingly true nature of his sexuality. Despite Ms Phillips turning down Gordos offer the VP Express can exclusively reveal that the Prime Minister has not given up hope of attracting a Celeb in order to curry favour with the voters. We can in fact reveal that Gordon is indeed much impressed by another lady currently appearing on TV. A lady whose diplomacy, and straight talking is legendary,she may be a little “off the wall” but Brown can see that her no nonsense approach is something the public have responded too and he is keen to cash in and ride the populist wave, rather like a fat sour faced  Scottish David Hasslehoff, with thread veins and a face hewn from lumpy dough.