It was erm surreal..
“American Idiot” By Green Day
And the party to celebrate George W’s legacy was in full swing earlier today..
The Best Of Bush
The “War On Terror was wrong” said David Milliband today. (story here) Still it’s of little comfort to Brian, Larry and Henry (below,) all accused of crimes of terror, which turned their world upside down!
“I was literally shitting me self” said Larry Talbot, a rather hirsute labourer from Croydon, London. Meanwhile Professor Henry Jarrod’s popular Wax Museum had to close through a concerted “whispering campaign“. And spare a thought for Brian Stoker, a Dentist from Middlesborough, who spent six months in Guantanamo Bay. “I’m suing” said a furious Mr Stoker, yesterday.
The Royal family found themselves caught up in a new race row today after it emerged the Prince of Wales has been calling an Asian friend by the nickname “Sooty”.
This is not the first time the royals have been embroiled in accusations of racism. Prince Harry was pictured dressed in a Nazi uniform at a fancy dress party. The Queen has referred to people of African descent as “fuzzy wuzzys and Prince Phillip it is alleged, thinks “Combat 18” “a bit of a wheeze”
Graham Smith, campaign manager for the organisation “Republic”, said: “I think it goes to show the royal family are not a symbol of unity, it’s not something we can rally around, they’re quite divisive.
“People are saying they are not racist but on the evidence in the public domain I think that’s to the contrary.
“It also shows how hugely out of touch they are and that they live in a very isolated world, only mixing with a certain kind of person.”
Harry was caught on film three years ago referring to former Pakistani platoon member Ahmed Raza Khan as “our little Paki friend”. It would seem the apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree, as Prince Phillip whose racist language is bizarrely often excused as “gaffes” hasn’t exactly hidden his rampant ignorance and bigotry. In 1986, for example, the queen’s husband remarked to a British student during a visit to China: ‘‘If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes.”
In 1998, during a tour of Papua New Guinea, he told another British student, ”You managed not to get eaten then?”
Or the time he told a British tourist who was visiting Budapest, Hungary: ”You can’t have been here that long — you haven’t got a pot belly.”
Definitely time for a republic I think ..
Before attending a recent fancy dress party with chums, Prince Harry gave an unreserved apology for using the term “Paki.” (Story here)
“It was a joke” said Harry, “One feels like an absolute spazzy using such outdated terminology. I accept it was,like, a totally gay thing to do and I apologise to all the blacks, my bird with the lovely tits was mortified.”
In more controversy the “Half Wit Prince” says he was persuaded by chums to dress up “Just like Dumbledore” at a recent fancy dress bash in Henley. “I mean after one was tricked into dressing up as the Hun last time, one can’t be too careful! Surely nobody can take offence at one dressed up as a harmless, jolly old wizard” . Indeed Harry, indeed.
The biggest fraud since George Michael passed himself off as straight, (story here.) Personally I think the movie industry should start make feel good films, to cheer us all up during the recession.