Joey Barton Models Latest Newcastle kit

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Meanwhile in a far, far away land to the North, a cold land, barren and strangely devoid of trophies , Kevin Keegan  AKA King Kev (sic) explains why he won’t turn his back on soccer thug and all round low-life, Joey Barton. “I believe I can turn his life around, a bit like Jesus, I can show him the way, people just have to believe in me.”
Just before he was to visit “the real Santa” in la-la land, Keegan (the Christ), went on to explain, “People  may see me as naive, well fair enough, it’s a mans game and at the end of the day they are entitled to pays their monies and takes their choice” before he inexplicably ran out of clichés……

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3 thoughts on “Joey Barton Models Latest Newcastle kit

  1. Hah, love the graphic sir.

    Barton’s a complete disgrace… I hope Newcastle at least cut his wages, no-one like that deserves to earn silly money. Apparently he’s been charged by the FA now too so a lengthy ban and fine is on the cards. Hurrah. Hopefully Keegan will get the message soon that nobody wants Barton around – even Newcastle fans were slagging him off on Sky Sports News!

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