BUT ITS NOT ALL DOOM AND GLOOM
BUT ITS NOT ALL DOOM AND GLOOM
A public appearance by Bernard Manning was never cause for celebration ………until now
I don’t know where the racist, homophobic, misogynist is now , but the smart moneys on somewhere rather hot…
June 2007 – With 181 shopping days left to Christmas the high street retailers are already preparing their seasonal campaigns ……The “Iceland ” food chain unveil Kerry Katona’s new partner for a series of traditional festive ads to be broadcast from November 2007
Well , Gordon’s first name is actually James http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Brown
and lets face it anybody who picks the name Gordon over James , is probably not going to end up the godfather of soul . Still the fact remains, for all Tony Blairs pretensions and groovy declarations of his love of Rock and Pop Music (like an embarrassingly trendy geography teacher), it’s ironic that it’s his rather straight -laced arch enemy and new PM who has the truly legendary rock n roll name . Ladies and Gents I give you …………….James
Gordon Brown, “God Father Of Microeconomic Policies”
“Tony, I’m ready to get up and do my thing (no chance !)
I wanna get into No.10, man, you know (I’m not letting you !)
Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (Interest rates up?)
And then, shake your money maker,
Just like Kenneth Baker,
Shake your money maker, Tax And Spend
Right On ! “
To be honest I prefer my politicians straight-laced , I mean who would want a tit like Bono running a country ?
Why that sly deranged old dog appears to have struck lucky in his exclusive private suite at his very own “Jet” hotel in Liverpool ,(Ok so it’s not quite as grand as “The John Lennon Airport” but slightly better than the “Ringo Starr Kebab House” in Prescot Road, but you can see what he’s trying to do, can’t you ? Not that he’s bitter you understand) but whose the lucky lady , or indeed pirate ?
I found this in the mud at Glasto , thankfully it wasn’t too soiled , any ideas to whom it belongs? I don’t recognise the name
So Gordo’s first coup , Quentin Davies a Tory Mp for some 19 years has had enough of the bland leading the blind and he’s only gone and jumped ship to Labour ! In his letter to David Cameron, Big Quent writes;
“Under your leadership the Conservative party appears to me to have ceased collectively to believe in anything, or to stand for anything.”It has no bedrock. It exists on shifting sands. A sense of mission has been replaced by a PR agenda.”
David Camerons policy on defecting Mps has yet to be finalised . Which is no surprise….
Peace Envoy ? I know he thinks he’s a player on the international stage but “peace” envoy ?
All he seems to have done in the Middle East is cause chaos and misery ? Ask your self this ….is the world a safer place because of Blair and Bush’s actions in the middle east ?
Tony Blair – International Man Of Misery
The legacy ??
“Nothing’s changed for all the death that their ideas created
It’s just the same fascistic games, but the rules aren’t clearly stated
Nothing’s really different cos all government’s the same
They can call it freedom, but slavery’s the game”
And now he’s been given the role of Middle Eastern Peace keeper ??? Odd that somebody who has bombed the shit out of parts of the middle east has been given the role of “peace keeper . It’s rather like asking Flavor Flav , Chuck D , Professor Griff and Terminator X to perform at a Bar Mitzvah
Golden Gordon Brown
“Gordon Brown texture like sun
Even though Fiscal policies ain’t fun
Throughout the night
Get Taxation right
Never a frown with Gordon Brown”
TWO LEGS BAD!.
The combination of another oddly angled photo and an optical illusion (this time of Welsh songstress and member of the Pipettes, Gwenno ), gives the deranged Sir Paul yet more false hope
IF ANY ONE CAN MACCA CAN
Oh Lordy and when sir Paul hears of another “legless” celeb , he has a novel way of trying to pick ’em up. Well hes nothing if not persistant…gotta love the old fool
26the June 2007
A trick of the light, a photo taken at a wrong angle leads to some unwelcome attention for Ms Nash
26/07/2006 -Its all about self expression and……. like….inner turmoil ….know wot I mean like?
June 2007 -Bill Oddie To Duet With Kate Nash On “Birds” innit !
You might dance , but the Pipettes “darnce”
“I put the Grrrrr In “ground zero” baby!”