Kudos to Rolf Harris
Coming soon the ultimate date movie

So we have a hung Parliament and all the feverish talk of huge Liberal Democrat gains amounted to nothing more than hot air and broken dreams. The Tories failed (despite being bankrolled by Cashcroft and enjoying the support of Murdoch’s huge media machine) to gain majority. And so now Cameron ‘the man who would be king’ is reduced to attempting to broker deals with the Lib Dems, the Unionists, a Shetland pony called Roy, hell, anybody who will assist him in fulfilling his “birthright”…
So will the Liberal Democrat’s get into to bed with current PM Gordon Brown and form a government? Or will Nick Clegg risk an STD and allow David Cameron to seduce him with flaccid promises of “an all party committee on electoral reform”. A fairly shit chat up line me thinks…
But it’s Cleggs shout…Deal or No Deal ?