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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Remembering Margaret</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 06:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I will remember an uncle who didn&#8217;t make it.  I&#8217;ll remember him telling of being on a picket line and being goaded by the police, who every week without fail, laughed and mocked by waving their overtime packets at &#8230; <a href="http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2013/04/17/remembering-margaret/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=849&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Today I will remember an uncle who didn&#8217;t make it.  I&#8217;ll remember him telling of being on a picket line and being goaded by the police, who every week without fail, laughed and mocked by waving their overtime packets at striking miners.  This was the &#8220;fuck you loadsamoney&#8221; culture she engendered &#8211; I&#8217;ll remember him saying with a shake of the head how workers were being set against each other (sound familiar?)  Of the police being employed as a blunt instrument of the state, essentially as <a class="zem_slink" title="Margaret Thatcher" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Thatcher" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">Thatcher</a>&#8216;s own <a class="zem_slink" title="Private army" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_army" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">private army</a>.  Of how hard working citizens were demonised, <a class="zem_slink" title="Dehumanization" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dehumanization" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">dehumanised</a>, and called &#8216;the enemy within.&#8217;  He and his family never really recovered and became victims of yet more of her pernicious policies throughout their lives.</p>
<p>The sale of <a class="zem_slink" title="Council house" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_house" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">council houses</a> did them no favours, nor did the sell off of public utilities…And at the end, at least we still had an <a class="zem_slink" title="National Health Service" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Health_Service" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">NHS</a> (something we may not have at all in the future ) which cared for him, broken, with no fight left.  So yes, respect for the dead, for him total respect- but for her?  No &#8211; NEVER for her.  I will not be told by ivory towered liberals how I should react to her passing, that I should show some respect, that not to do so demonstrates some sort of intellectual deficit and makes me look vindictive and mean spirited. Respect is something that&#8217;s earned not DEMANDED &#8230;.And the fight continues…she&#8217;s gone but her ideologies are still a blight on every decent right-minded person in this country. Fuck her and her acolytes, revisionists and apologists.</p>
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		<title>Wear Red &#8211; 17th April 2013.</title>
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<p>Wear red on the 17th April as a protest against the obscene cost of Thatcher&#8217;s funeral.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/WearRedOnThe17thApril" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/WearRedOnThe17thApril</a></p>
<p>And to stop ideologically driven policies targeting the poor the vulnerable and those without a voice to pay for the mistakes made by the rich.</p>
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		<title>&#8216;Mass Unemployment, factory closures, communities destroyed – this is her legacy.&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 06:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morrissey : She was &#8220;barbaric&#8221; and &#8220;without an atom of humanity&#8221;, adding that &#8220;every move she made was charged by negativity She hated feminists even though it was largely due to the progression of the women&#8217;s movement that the British &#8230; <a href="http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2013/04/09/mass-unemployment-factory-closures-communities-destroyed-this-is-her-legacy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=824&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/maggies_dead.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-825" alt="THATCHER DEAD" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/maggies_dead.jpg?w=584&#038;h=392" width="584" height="392" /></a><a class="zem_slink" title="Morrissey" href="http://www.itsmorrisseysworld.com/" target="_blank" rel="homepage">Morrissey</a> : She was &#8220;barbaric&#8221; and &#8220;without an atom of humanity&#8221;, adding that &#8220;every move she made was charged by negativity She hated feminists even though it was largely due to the progression of the women&#8217;s movement that the British people allowed themselves to accept that a prime minister could actually be female. But because of Thatcher, there will never again be another woman in power in British politics, and rather than opening that particular door for other women, she closed it.&#8221;.</p>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The <a class="zem_slink" title="BBC" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/" target="_blank" rel="homepage">BBC</a> keep on saying that some found her controversial. That&#8217;s not true&#8230;we hated her. Still do. Always will.</p>
<p>— <a class="zem_slink" title="Martin Rossiter" href="http://martinrossiter.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="homepage">Martin Rossiter</a> (@MartinRossiter) <a href="https://twitter.com/MartinRossiter/status/321300462764699648">April 8, 2013</a></p>
<p><em>Even the Pope, allegedly</em></p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/thatch_pope.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-828" alt="Thatch_pope" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/thatch_pope.jpg?w=584"   /></a>But not the <span class="zem_slink">Daily Mail</span> who of course will seek to reinvent and detoxify  <a class="zem_slink" title="Margaret Thatcher" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Thatcher" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">Margaret Thatcher&#8217;s</a> pernicious ideology and poisonous legacy&#8230; Let the Disneyfication begin <a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/194825_10150418540135134_4384408_o.jpg"><img alt="194825_10150418540135134_4384408_o" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/194825_10150418540135134_4384408_o.jpg?w=584&#038;h=778" width="584" height="778" /></a></p>
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<p>And of the funeral&#8230;something fitting &#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/thatcherfuneralvonpipbm3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-829" alt="Thatcher Dead " src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/thatcherfuneralvonpipbm3.jpg?w=584&#038;h=438" width="584" height="438" /></a><a class="zem_slink" title="Ken Loach" href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/ken_loach" target="_blank" rel="rottentomatoes">Ken Loach</a> -  Mass Unemployment, factory closures, communities destroyed – this is her legacy. She was a fighter and her enemy was the British working class. Her victories were aided by the politically corrupt leaders of the Labour Party and of many <a class="zem_slink" title="Trade union" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trade_union" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">Trades Unions</a>. It is because of policies begun by her that we are in this mess today.</p>
<p>Other prime ministers have followed her path, notably <a class="zem_slink" title="Tony Blair" href="http://www.tonyblairoffice.org/" target="_blank" rel="homepage">Tony Blair</a>. She was the organ grinder, he was the monkey.</p>
<p>Remember she called Mandela a terrorist and took tea with the torturer and murderer <a class="zem_slink" title="Augusto Pinochet" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augusto_Pinochet" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">Pinochet</a>.</p>
<p>How should we honour her? Let’s privatise her funeral. Put it out to competitive tender and accept the cheapest bid. It’s what she would have wanted.</p>
<p>No State funeral for &#8230;.</p>
<h4 style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/merylstreep.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-830" alt="MERYLSTREEP RIP" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/merylstreep.jpg?w=584&#038;h=548" width="584" height="548" /></a><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/irony-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-669" alt="Thatcher - The Irony Lady" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/irony-lady.jpg?w=584&#038;h=438" width="584" height="438" /></a><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/warwhore1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-671" alt="Thatcher War Whore" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/warwhore1.jpg?w=584&#038;h=865" width="584" height="865" /></a></h4>
<h4 style="text-align:center;">This is not a time for celebration. The death of Margaret Thatcher is nothing more than a salient reminder of how Britain got into the mess that we are in today. Of why ordinary working people are no longer able to earn enough from one job to support a family; of why there is a shortage of decent affordable housing; of why domestic growth is driven by credit, not by real incomes; of why tax-payers are forced to top up wages; of why a spiteful government seeks to penalise the poor for having an extra bedroom; of why Rupert Murdoch became so powerful; of why cynicism and greed became the hallmarks of our society.</h4>
<p>Raising a glass to the death of an infirm old lady changes none of this. The only real antidote to cynicism is activism. Don&#8217;t celebrate &#8211; organise!</p>
<p>Billy Bragg</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">&#8220;She’s not been gone more than a few hours, and already the national media have cranked into gear and begun the blandly respectful eulogies – at their most critical they seem to be only able to say: ‘She polarised opinion … what’s certain is how much of an impact she made on Britain … etc etc’</p>
<p>Twitter set off at a pace with a thousand ‘Ding Dong the Witch is Dead’ messages only to be followed by a slew of bleeding heart liberals bemoaning the fact that people were daring to celebrate someone’s death.</p>
<p>Pah! Let’s make it clear: This is a cause to celebrate, to party, to stamp the dirt down. Tomorrow we can carry on shouting and writing and working and singing and striking against the successive governments that have so clearly followed Thatcher’s Slash &amp; Burn policies, none more so than the present lot. But for now, we can have a drink and a dance and propose a toast to the demise of someone who blighted so many people’s lives for so long.</p>
<p>If we must show a little reverence and decorum at this time, then so be it. Our deepest sympathies go out to the families of all Margaret Thatcher’s victims.</p>
<p>Chumbawamba, 8th April 2013&#8243;</p>
<h4 style="text-align:center;">And Essential Reading From David Stubbs In The Quietus</h4>
<h4 style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://thequietus.com/articles/11886-margaret-thatcher-obituary">Margaret Thatcher: Still More Alive Than She Herself Dared To Dream</a></h4>
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		<title>Aspiration Nation</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2013/04/02/aspiration-nation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 17:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>Credibility ?  What Credibility !</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2013/01/28/credibility-what-credibility/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 09:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
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		<title>Today is a good day to f**k up the economy</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2013/01/26/today-is-a-good-day-to-fk-up-the-economy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2013 09:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>It Does What It Says On The Tin</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2013/01/09/it-does-what-it-says-on-the-tin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 22:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dexter Morgan Vows to Solve the UK&#8217;s Economic woes</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/12/02/dexter-morgan-vows-to-solve-the-uks-economic-woes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 09:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Omnipresent Sarah Beeny</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/11/25/the-omnipresent-sarah-beeny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2012 16:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[her tips are hard to ignore, for as in her previous TV outings she is almost upstaged by ... her ever-prominent nipples!   <a href="http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/11/25/the-omnipresent-sarah-beeny/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=776&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>There&#8217;s no escaping Ms Beeny, she&#8217;s back on the box with<a class="zem_slink" title="Television" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia"></a> <a href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/beenys-restoration-nightmare">Beeny&#8217;s Restoration Nightmare AND </a><a href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/sarah-beenys-selling-houses">Sarah Beeny&#8217;s Selling Houses.  </a>To celebrate this double SB whammy here&#8217;s something we wrote for the &#8220;<a class="zem_slink" title="Orkney" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=59.0,-3.0&amp;spn=1.0,1.0&amp;q=59.0,-3.0 (Orkney)&amp;t=h" target="_blank" rel="geolocation">Orkney</a> Bugle&#8221;  about her last show <a href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/double-your-house-for-half-the-money">Double Your House for Half the Money</a></p>
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<p>There was a time when property development/interior design shows were feted as the new rock n&#8217; roll.  Designers such as Primark dandy <a class="zem_slink" title="Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen" href="http://www.llb.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="homepage">Laurence Llewellyn Bowen</a> and interior designer come mariners&#8217; navigational device, Yorkshire foghorn <a class="zem_slink" title="Linda Barker" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Barker" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">Linda Barker</a> were inescapable.  They happily fuelled the aspirational and thoroughly deluded notion that we could all become rich beyond the dreams of avarice by transforming ourselves into property tycoons.  At the same time, we were also encouraged to express our individuality via the medium of interior design.  This inevitably led to Joe and Josephine Public boldly experimenting with the sort of psychedelic colour schemes that <a class="zem_slink" title="Ken Kesey" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Kesey" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">Ken Kesey</a>&#8216;s <a class="zem_slink" title="Merry Pranksters" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merry_Pranksters" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">Merry Pranksters</a> would have rejected out of hand on the grounds of being too mind-bendingly garish!</p>
<p>However, the recession, caused in no small part by the specious view that the property bubble would continue to expand ad infinitum meant that the property development/interior design <a class="zem_slink" title="Television program" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_program" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">TV show</a> format needed to have a major rethink and review just how they could reconnect with viewers.</p>
<p>Nowadays such shows are not about buying and selling per se, but instead they have refocused with the emphasis being on how to improve our homes and in doing so, save money.  This brings us onto <a class="zem_slink" title="Channel 4" href="http://www.channel4.com" target="_blank" rel="homepage">Channel 4&#8242;s</a> &#8220;<i>Double Your House for Half the Price,&#8221;</i> a brand new property series fronted by the property developer&#8217;s answer to <a class="zem_slink" title="Mariella Frostrup" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariella_Frostrup" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">Mariella Frostrup</a>, <a class="zem_slink" title="Sarah Beeny" href="http://www.sarahbeeny.com" target="_blank" rel="homepage">Sarah Beeny</a>.  The showsraison d&#8217;être reads thus <i>&#8220;We really wanted to show people that they can turn their existing home into their &#8216;forever home&#8217; for a lot less than it would cost them to move-the challenge is to increase the size of their property by up to 100%, and so create their perfect home at a fraction of the cost.&#8221;  &#8211; </i></p>
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<p>The show&#8217;s strength is of course Ms. Beeny who brings an authoritative yet calming presence to proceedings.  She comes across as empathetic, knowledgeable, and in times of the inevitable crises that develop during the show, almost as reassuring as Morgan Freeman in &#8220;<i><a class="zem_slink" title="The Shawshank Redemption" href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/shawshank_redemption" target="_blank" rel="rottentomatoes">The Shawshank Redemption</a>.&#8221;</i>  Remarkably after the first series of  &#8220;<i><a class="zem_slink" title="Property Ladder (UK)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property_Ladder_%28UK%29" target="_blank" rel="wikipedia">Property Ladder</a></i>&#8220;, the show that gave Beeny her big  TV break, Channel 4 were prepared to let her go, due to the fact that the shows aspiring property magnates, blinded by cupidity rarely paid heed to her tips.  And her tips are hard to ignore, for as in her previous TV outings she is almost upstaged by &#8230; her ever-prominent nipples!  These are nipples so impressive and imbued with such power that even a thick leather jacket fails to mask their unerring ability to remain permanently erect.  One can&#8217;t help but feel that even the slightest drop in temperature could result in an internal wall being completely demolished.  Essentially this show <i>is &#8220;Property Ladder&#8221;</i> meets<i> &#8220;Grand Designs&#8221;</i> albeit on a smaller recession friendly scale.  However, the projects chosen avoid being overtly ostentatious but still manage to retain a certain &#8220;wow factor&#8221; as the final &#8220;reveal&#8221; is shared with the viewers.  After all watching somebody construct a new electricity cupboard in a terraced house in Birkenhead, no matter how enthusiastically, would not exactly result in great TV.</p>
<p>Despite the property crash this style of show, which has become something of a Channel 4 staple, remains strangely compelling even if they do induce a vague sense of dissatisfaction with your own home.  However you can seek solace in the fact that whilst the housing market has flattened and the yield curve has inverted, Sarah&#8217;s redoubtable nipples remain as impressively perky as ever.</p>
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		<title>Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks face Operation Elveden charges</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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<p>As BBC Commission New Xmas Special</p>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Message To Mit</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2012 11:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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<p>Aftermath</p>
<p><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/fourmorebeers.jpg"><img id="i-762" class="size-full wp-image" alt="Image" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/fourmorebeers.jpg?w=487" /></a></p>
<p>But spare a thought for &#8230;.</p>
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		<title>A Guide to The LOndon Olympics Opening Ceremony</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 20:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Big Winner In The London Olympics Is &#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 20:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>London 2012 Olympic Games Medals Redesigned</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 14:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>Kids To Be Warned About The Dangers Of Banking</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>Beckham Shocker !!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 13:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dude, Where&#8217;s My (Jimmy) Carr ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 18:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<title>Leveson Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 09:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday's Leveson inqury was once again interrupted, this time in the form of an elderly wild eyed Italian gentleman who claimed he was Jeremy Hunt's long lost father. Known only as Mister Gepetto and describing his occupation as "Toy maker"  he was clearly overwhelmed with emotion “Its just like a fairy story” he said, "we've been apart for so long but I knew one day we'd be reunited. I do worry about "Jeremy" as he likes to be called nowadays, because  one day we hope he will grow up to be a real boy ,but only if he is kind and honest and true, the blue fairy said so”. <a href="http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/06/01/leveson-update/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=720&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/leveson.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-721" title="LEVESON Jeremy Hunt " src="https://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/leveson.jpg?w=584&#038;h=322" alt="" width="584" height="322" /></a>Yesterday&#8217;s Leveson inqury was once again interrupted, this time in the form of an elderly wild eyed Italian gentleman who claimed he was <a class="zem_slink" title="Jeremy Hunt (politician)" href="http://www.conservatives.com/People/Members_of_Parliament/Hunt_Jeremy.aspx" rel="homepage" target="_blank">Jeremy Hunt</a>&#8216;s long lost father. Known only as Mister Gepetto and describing his occupation as &#8220;Toy maker&#8221;  he was clearly overwhelmed with emotion “<em>Its just like a fairy story”</em> he said, <em>&#8220;we&#8217;ve been apart for so long but I knew one day we&#8217;d be reunited. I do worry about &#8220;Jeremy&#8221; as he likes to be called nowadays, because  one day we hope he will grow up to be a real boy ,but only if he is kind and honest and true, the blue fairy said so”.</em></p>
<p>Geppetto stated he was looking forward to getting home to his “family” consisting of a goldfish (“Cleo”) and a cat (“Figaro”) ” <em>there will be much music and dancing</em> ” He also spoke emotionally about a cricket named “Jiminy”, who it transpires wears a top hat and is allegedly <span style="text-decoration:line-through;"><a class="zem_slink" title="Pinocchio (1940 film)" href="http://disney.go.com/vault/archives/movies/pinocchio/pinocchio.html" rel="homepage" target="_blank">Pinocchio</a>’s</span> Jeremy&#8217;s official conscience, and also of an island where little boys turn into asses (the house of commons?)</p>
<p>&#8220;Mister Geppetto&#8221; is currently being detained in a secure unit for his own safety pending an assessment of his mental health, Jeremy Hunt remains in government and thus his chances of growing up to be a &#8220;real boy&#8221; are considered remote.</p>
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		<title>Double Trouble</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/double-trouble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 21:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All Aboard The Double Dipper  - Made In Eton - Paid For By You! <a href="http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/double-trouble/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=712&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;">&#8220;Roll Up, Roll Up , we&#8217;re all riding this together&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Murdoch Not Fit For&#8230;Anything Really&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/murdoch-not-fit-for-anything-really/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 13:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17898029">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17898029</a></p>
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		<title>Channel 4 Announce New Show</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/03/27/channel-4-announce-new-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Cam Dine With Me &#8221; &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=700&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17503116">&#8220;Cam Dine With Me &#8221; </a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Budget Special</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/03/21/budget-special/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Osborne reveals his special budget message for those who are unemployed, poor and suffering due to his government&#8217;s policies.</p>
<p><a href="https://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/budget.gif"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-695" title="Osborn's Budget Message " src="https://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/budget.gif?w=584" alt="Osborn's Budget Message "   /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>And a static version <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Equestrian Of Ethics &#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 07:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[David Cameron ‘probably’ rode a retired police horse loaned to Rebekah Brooks, it emerged last night. Story Here<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=688&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="zem_slink" title="David Cameron" href="http://www.davidcameronmp.com/" rel="homepage" target="_blank">David Cameron</a> ‘probably’ rode a retired police horse loaned to <a class="zem_slink" title="Rebekah Brooks" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebekah_Brooks" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank">Rebekah Brooks</a>, it emerged last night. Story <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/03/01/david-cameron-probably-rode-rebekah-brookss-horse-_n_1314005.html">Here </a></p>
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		<title>Here Comes The Sun</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 19:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Murdoch announces a new Sunday newspaper &#8211; The Sun on Sunday, (erm wasn&#8217;t that the News Of The World?)  which lets face it is not  the best news in the world. What would the first edition look like ? *Click &#8230; <a href="http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/02/19/here-comes-the-sun/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=680&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Murdoch announces a new Sunday newspaper &#8211; <a class="zem_slink" title="The Sun (United Kingdom)" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/" rel="homepage">The Sun on Sunday</a>, (erm wasn&#8217;t that the <a class="zem_slink" title="News of the World" href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/" rel="homepage">News Of The World</a>?)  which lets face it is not  the best news <em>in</em> the world.</p>
<p>What would the first edition look like ?</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/scum.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-684" title="The Scum On Sunday" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/scum.jpg?w=584" alt="The Scum On Sunday"   /></a>*Click pic for large version*</p>
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		<title>Scientists Tap Into Our Very Thoughts !</title>
		<link>http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2012/02/01/scientists-tap-into-our-very-thoughts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The news that scientists can tap into our very thoughts offers hope for many &#8230;.. See Story here But it&#8217;s not good news for everybody<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=673&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The news that scientists can tap into our very thoughts offers hope for many &#8230;.. See Story <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16811042" target="_blank">here </a></p>
<p>But it&#8217;s not good news for everybody</p>
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		<title>Thatcher Celebrates Double Oscar Nominations</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Margaret Thatcher]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=668&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/irony-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-669" title="Thatcher - The Irony Lady" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/irony-lady.jpg?w=584" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>And</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Jobs Situation Beyond Critical.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 10:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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<p>an apple a day &#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>UK Riots In Pictures.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 09:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Von Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the London  riots escalated, people looked for a hero, for leadership, for &#8230; Click pictures for large versions . I would very much recommend the two following articles  for further reading. http://nathanieltapley.com/2011/08/10/an-open-letter-to-david-camerons-parents/ http://theefaction.wordpress.com/2011/08/09/londons-burning-the-answer-lies-in-the-people/ Related articles London riots: Why are &#8230; <a href="http://vonpip.wordpress.com/2011/08/11/ukriots-in-pictures/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=647&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/ferrell_youth_riotsjpg.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-650" title="Feral Youth Blamed For London Riots" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/ferrell_youth_riotsjpg.jpg?w=584" alt="Feral Youth Blamed For London Riots"   /></a>As the London  riots escalated, people looked for a hero, for leadership, for &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/b3ta_boz.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-649" title="Boris Johnson, London Mayor" src="http://vonpip.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/b3ta_boz.jpg?w=584" alt="Boris Johnson, London Mayor"   /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Click pictures for large versions .</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">
<p style="text-align:center;">I would very much recommend the two following articles  for further reading.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://nathanieltapley.com/2011/08/10/an-open-letter-to-david-camerons-parents/">http://nathanieltapley.com/2011/08/10/an-open-letter-to-david-camerons-parents/</a></p>
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		<title>Buy Buy Sky BSB &#8230;. ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 11:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buy, buy ?  Nope it&#8217;s bye, bye Rupert.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vonpip.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1283970&#038;post=641&#038;subd=vonpip&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;">Buy, buy ?  Nope it&#8217;s bye, bye Rupert.</p>
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