
Meanwhile in a far, far away land to the North, a cold land, barren and strangely devoid of trophies , Kevin Keegan AKA King Kev (sic) explains why he won’t turn his back on soccer thug and all round low-life, Joey Barton. “I believe I can turn his life around, a bit like Jesus, I can show him the way, people just have to believe in me.”
Just before he was to visit “the real Santa” in la-la land, Keegan (the Christ), went on to explain, “People may see me as naive, well fair enough, it’s a mans game and at the end of the day they are entitled to pays their monies and takes their choice” before he inexplicably ran out of clichés……


This scum bag should be thrown outta football- Full stop. He is total pond life
Here’s the video of his cowardly attack on a 16 year old . His friends seem nice too. A fine example to us all.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qMorhNRmiDM
Hah, love the graphic sir.
Barton’s a complete disgrace… I hope Newcastle at least cut his wages, no-one like that deserves to earn silly money. Apparently he’s been charged by the FA now too so a lengthy ban and fine is on the cards. Hurrah. Hopefully Keegan will get the message soon that nobody wants Barton around – even Newcastle fans were slagging him off on Sky Sports News!
did you know joey barton is about the only one in his family not in jail for murder, fact!