Archive for May, 2008

Gordon Brown writes letter to John Terry

Apparently Prime Minister Gordon Brown wrote to footballer John Terry
to sympathise with himafter his penalty miss cost Chelsea the European
Champions League title……sadly it transpires John”Mr Chelsea” Terry
did not recieve said message …. apparently “he just missed the post”
;) (story here)

The Champions League Final

New Bespoke designer  Suit £ 8,000
UnneccesarilyFlash Ferrari  £ 172,000
W.A.G. Approved Jimmy Choos £800.00
Ego massage £500.00

Falling over on your arse, when taking the most important
penalty in your clubs history in front of a global audience of billions…

PRICELESS !!

Rumours are that  Chelsea captain John Terry is looking for a
new boot sponsor

(Ps The Verve have released a tribute song to John Terry after his
penalty blunder…
Its called “The Studs Don’t Work”)

Meanwhile….

Boris To Shake Up City Hall

Boris Johnson, London’s new mayor has vowed to change the way people view City Hall. He denied suggestions  his election has made London a laughing stock, however…..


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