Harry Potter Mania, Plus New Twist

And still on a literary note ……its almost time for the final installment of the publishing phenomenon that is “Harry Potter ” to be unveiled. However in an unforeseen plot twist , “The Von Pip Express “can reveal exclusively that there may yet be more mileage to be gleaned from the series….

29 Responses to “Harry Potter Mania, Plus New Twist”


  1. 1 alota kotis June 17, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    your so stupid I mean who wolde make a booke about harry and pregnancy and on the cover hermionis is pregnant how do you explain that!!?!!

  2. 2 vonpip June 17, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    Your eloquence speaks volumes, a glittering literary career beckons.

  3. 3 Anonymous July 7, 2008 at 4:23 am

    you dirrty hoe

  4. 5 jdhflj July 26, 2008 at 2:01 am

    this is retarded..i can’t believe someone would do this it’s like ooberly gay

  5. 6 vonpip July 26, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Jk Rowling must be having kittens about some of her readerships grammar. I believe the slang would be “uber” not “ooooooober”, which to be quite honest, sounds rather like a line from a “Care Bears” movie. I’d spend the summer vacation learning english if I were you.

    “Evanesco!”

  6. 7 Serious Black July 26, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Man, these Potter freaks need to lighten up and get a sense of humour, yeah and learn, like Harry, how to “spell” properly. So much for JK helping raise the literacy standards for the playstaion generation. So who is really retarded?

  7. 8 secret September 4, 2008 at 9:35 am

    is this real???
    can you please explain it….

  8. 9 Jez September 17, 2008 at 3:24 am

    Lawlz…this made my night. Poor under-educated youngsters. *snicker* Oh, and I love the cover design. Absolutely marvelous.

  9. 10 Deneve October 11, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    this gay, gross and retarded!!!!!!!

  10. 11 vonpip October 11, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Pot? Kettle? Kettle? Pot?

  11. 12 Angora Holly Polo October 13, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Fear not, von pip, I believe you’ve tapped into the 8 year old market. who knew they all had such an ill sense of humor and such far reaching access to the interwebs? they should get back to their leap frog.

  12. 13 Ordirk October 15, 2008 at 4:45 am

    Well, I am a HP fan and I still loved it. Points to the large underground fan fic out there. Thanks for the laugh VP.

  13. 14 vv October 18, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    its stupid
    if that real, thats not funny
    i love harry ,

  14. 15 Tine November 3, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    i have heard that it might come a new bock but i dont think it would be about pregnance… even if a lot of uss adolts love the story it is, after all a childrens story…

    but it is anyway the best story i have read in a loooooong time! j.K Rowling is a fantastic writer…

  15. 16 Lilac November 18, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    hot! im a big harry poter fan, i say, some one at hogwarts NEEDS to get pregnant, some one who is 13-17!!!!!!!!!! A school is just not a shool with out a pregnant teen! my BFF Cia is pregnant, she is 13! wut wetev, dats all i gotta say!

  16. 17 sthn November 27, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    OMG RON IS GOING TO BE A DADDY LUV YOU DANIEL RADCLIFFE

  17. 18 jacob -yaqub November 30, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    hi.i love daniel.

  18. 19 jacob -yaqub November 30, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    hi.i am yaqub.aniel was born 23 july. i had born 18 july.the same month.it is happiness..so good bye.

  19. 20 tanya December 19, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    i think that every book J.K writes is good for sure i will for sure buy it because this writer is the best
    good luck for the book J.K Rowling
    you rock
    P.S i wished that you will write another book my dream came true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. 21 rinkie dinky January 6, 2009 at 5:10 am

    i love you von pip and want your babies

  21. 22 georgia January 15, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    omg well we will see the harry potte fiml to go i am a big fan of harry potter and i have look all round this is the only one i have seen it on and enyway she is older now so she might be

  22. 23 ratna potter January 24, 2009 at 6:23 am

    hello,,,,, my name is ratna.I from indonesia. I love J.K. rowling’s novel very much….
    i hope, i can meet you mrs, J.K. rowling.

  23. 24 Chitty July 10, 2009 at 7:19 am

    That is so stupid!!! Is this 4 real?????????????

  24. 25 farha sultana July 13, 2009 at 10:20 am

    hai i am from india .i love to read the novoels of j k rowling but this is stupied to here that heromine is pregent

  25. 26 adrienne July 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    i am a complete harry potter freak. and this made me laugh…really really hard. so the people getting all offended should probably just stick to myspace. and the ones asking ‘is this real?!?!’ are not really harry potter fans because if they were they would not need to ask stupid questions. this is fabulous

    • 27 vonpip July 13, 2009 at 10:03 pm

      Glad to see someone has a sense of humour Adrienne. I’m a Potter fan myself, and looking forward to seeing the “Half Blood Prince” on the big screen

  26. 28 cucuoo August 4, 2009 at 8:59 am

    hello all Potter fans. This is funny stop being so sensitive.


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